| I'll have my revengs, on the lot of you |
[Dec. 4th, 2006|11:51 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | MOOBYS! | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Christmas Radio Station | ] |
In my never ending quest to fully understand criminal masterminds and supervillians as a whole I have a new understanding. I caught a quick scene from Superman Returns yesterday at a mall and realized why I liked how Lex Luthor was portrayed in this movie. The Hackman was great with what he had in the original run of movies, but they just started getting silly. Spacey returns to Luthor's roots with trying to grow an island that will wipe out the east coast and give him a real estate available for those now homeless. Now, true he may be causing "Katrina 2: Oh fuck not again" but he is providing a place for the displaced to live, far more than the government did. More importantly, there's nothing really illegal in what he's doing. The island is grown in international waters and the loss of costal land is simply an "unexpected ;)" side effect. Ommlets and eggs all.
So there you have it, Luthor is still my second fave villian of all time, right under Moriarty.
Also, if anyone actually cared (and I know you don't) the title of this post is from 12th Night. |
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| Ignorant Bastards |
[Jun. 20th, 2006|10:53 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | disappointed | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Short Skirt and Long Jacket | ] |
So I was in the city today visiting my mom who went through her surgury as well as we could have hoped for. I went to the Eatons Center to get her a gift and went back after visiting to browse around for myself (what the hell, I was in the city anyways). Now, people were generally annoying by moving too slowly or being ignorant of being in the way of the map and not caring when I'm trying to look at it. These are small problems.
What really pisses me off is that people have NO and I mean NFUCKINGO grasp of escilator ettiquete. At least some of these people have grown up in the city and as such ridden escilators all their lives, and yet they don't have the basic understanding that someone who they'd call a "Backwater hick" has. Is it not ingrained in our DNA to not block the whole escialtor so that people can walk up one side whilst we stand on the other. I noticed that the TTC has that printed at the ends of their escialtors "Stand on the right Walk on the left".
Have some basic grasp of the world around you or you may get throw over the railing.
The really funny thing is that I wasn't even trying to walk up, but I noticed some people behind me who wanted to. |
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| Dora the Explora, Timmys, Buddy Christ, Mooby |
[Feb. 16th, 2006|07:39 pm] |
What do these four things have in common? Kevin Smith! Two important links to be shown here, I've saved both of these videos on my computer and you should to!
http://www.clerks2.com/teaser/
It is what it says it is, "Clerks 2: This Time It's To Go"*
http://www.filmrot.com/articles/news/005396.php
Now this, dear sweet God this, is Evening Harder, I was there it was awsome! On here is a trailer for the new DVD, and it's all back bacon, that's all Canadian muddafuka. The Dora part isn't in the trailer, but those that were there will understand when I say: "YOU'RE HUNGRY TOO?!? LETS FIND THOSE BERRIES!"
Watch them, be in awe, worship it.
*Please note that this subtitle is of my own creation and not in anyway endorsed by View Askew, Kevin Smith or any of those involved with the film. Although they are perfectly welcome to steal it for the movie or promotional products. |
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| These are the two that seemed good for me. |
[Dec. 20th, 2005|02:28 pm] |
| Your Christmas Stocking Will Be Filled With Coal | 
You haven't been *that* naughty this year
Santa is just screwing with you |
I better have some sweet shit under the tree!
| Your Elf Name Is... | 
Twinkles Snow Bunny |
To the Gonadz reading this, NOT ONE FUCKING WORD! |
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| (no subject) |
[Dec. 12th, 2005|07:22 pm] |
Take that shannon! Yay for ponies.
 Dear Santa...
Dear Santa,
This year I've been busy!
Last Sunday I donated bone marrow to ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) triggur in a life-saving procedure (300 points). In September simboy and I robbed a bank (-50 points). In April I helped hope_golden see the light (8 points). In July I ruled Canada as a kind and benevolent dictator (700 points). In January I farted in an elevator (-6 points).
Overall, I've been nice (952 points). For Christmas I deserve a pony!
Sincerely,
moriarty70 |
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| See what you've done? That's a BAD CREATION!!! |
[Dec. 5th, 2005|07:33 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | cynical | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Fuck Authority - Pennywise | ] |
WARNING: This post concerns the christian faith and should only be read with an open mind. This includes you Ryan, we've had a few discussions in the past and I don't want you writing this off just because of the topic.
Now, I have come to a conclusion as to why many churches are falling off in the way of attendence, espically amonst the younger generations. This is put simply becuase we don't like being scared and guilt tripped into not misbehaving.
Think about it, the key icon of christianity is the crucifix. Jesus died for us, still wanna act up?
"Hey, Billy? Do you really wanna toss that rock at that window? You won't go to hell for it, know why? Well that's because Jesus died for all the bad things you do. Yeah, putting that rock down? I thought so."
How is this healty for people? No wonder it's rare for people to help each other when they're too busy not fucking up because if they do and forget to appologize for it, they burn in eternal damnation. And I'm talking burning to the extent that the ribs are dry, stick to the bone, and have lost all taste burn. Oh and did I mention that they're your bones?
That's just the first key problem, the other is that some group back in the dying days of the Roman empire decided to make Jesus divine. Only about half of the jewish groups following the teachings of Jesus thought he was an Avatar for God. Now, I may insane here, but I find it far more inspiring to consider that Jesus was simply a man who did great things and grew to become a great leader of men.
Maybe this is because I always agreed with Lex Luthor's reasons for doing what he did. He believed that Superman caused humanity to atrophy. Nobody had to strive to be better because they already had their height of achievement in Superman, and since he was an alien, nobody had to try to raise to his level.
Yes, I have equated Jesus and Superman, and if I wanted to bother, I could work Kevin Bacon in here too. The point of this analogy is that looking at Jesus as a man allows people to strive to greater heights, maybe even peacefully.
Unlike many critics, I have a soloution for these problems. First is to find a better symbol. Being a Kevin Smith fan, my vote is for Buddy Christ. The even more important thing is, stop focusing on the crucifixtion, and the Book of Revelations, those are dark negative parts that only encourage violence agaisnt your fellow man. Instead, try looking at those teachings that bring good to people. Jesus didn't just see someone in need and say, "Damn, sucks to be him, maybe someone will help him." He fucking helped the guy!!! Lead by example, help others around you, even if it's just listening.
Comments anyone? |
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| Stupid People Telethon: Part 1 |
[Nov. 24th, 2005|05:02 pm] |
Ladies and Gentlemen, welcome to the first ever telethon for stupid people. You may not realize this, but millions of people around the country are stupid. You see them everyday and don't even realize it. The guy who cuts you off in the middle of town, or the woman who leaves her cart in the middle of the aisle at the grocery store. All of these people are stupid. In fact some scientists claim that over 50% of the people in Canada are stupid these days. Now, this isn't a genetic disorder, I have personally seen very intelligent parents with stupid children and very stupid parents with intelligent kids. This is a good sign as that means there may be a cure.
Our plan is to use an excessive campaign of ribbons and wristbands to scam these stupid people out of their money, that may or may not go towards researching a cure. It really depends of what I feel like doing with the money. So go ahead and send me cash, credit cards, cheques, or boxes of Kraft Dinner.
And stay tuned for further accounts of stupid people, next time how they react to snow covered roads. |
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| My turn to go hunting for these |
[Nov. 7th, 2005|09:06 pm] |
I need comments on these people.
| Your Seduction Style: Au Natural | 
You rank up there with your seduction skills, though you might not know it.
That's because you're a natural at seduction. You don't realize your power!
The root of your natural seduction power: your innocence and optimism.
You're the type of person who happily plays around and creates a unique little world.
Little do you know that your personal paradise is so appealing that it sucks people in.
You find joy in everything - so is it any surprise that people find joy in you?
You bring back the inner child in everyone you meet with your sincere and spontaneous ways.
Your childlike (but not childish) behavior also inspires others to care for you.
As a result, those who you befriend and date tend to be incredibly loyal to you. |
| Brainy Kid | 
In high school, you were acing AP classes or hanging out in the computer lab.
You may have been a bit of a geek back then, but now you're a total success! |
| On Average, You Would Sell Out For | 
$1,104,411 |
| You Are Somewhat Machiavellian | 
You're not going to mow over everyone to get ahead...
But you're also powerful enough to make things happen for yourself.
You understand how the world works, even when it's an ugly place.
You just don't get ugly yourself - unless you have to! |
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| No duh. |
[Nov. 3rd, 2005|10:13 am] |
You are: THE JOKER!
Which Batman Villain Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
I prefer the early Joker or the Joker they used in the late 80's. He makes with the killing and trys to taunt Bats all the time. Picture the one from the movie, but darker. He fucking SHOT Batgirl just to piss of Batman. |
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| MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM...bovine. |
[Oct. 27th, 2005|10:01 pm] |
http://www.sorrycow.com/steer.jpg
Screw appologizing to the cow. I don't feel bad about eating them, that's what they're there for, that and milk, and leather clothing. Yeah, I love cows when they do their damn job. Now veal, that I don't eat, I don't like it, textuer isn't good. I just let them grow into cows. |
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| S.P.O.O.K. |
[Oct. 25th, 2005|02:12 pm] |
Society for the Preservation Of Overt Kreepyness!(I created this, I rule/lead, membership is randomly acceptable.)
This is to try to save Halloween from becoming a wimpy holliday. We do not need this to be a nice peaceful holliday, that's what Christmas is for. Save Halloween! Keep it scary! Remember, the more children who cry running from your house this October 31st, the more proud you can be. |
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| Quit finding damn quizes Sarah |
[Oct. 17th, 2005|01:26 pm] |
| You Are 70% Boyish and 30% Girlish |
You are pretty evenly split down the middle - a total eunuch.
Okay, kidding about the eunuch part. But you do get along with both sexes.
You reject traditional gender roles. However, you don't actively fight them.
You're just you. You don't try to be what people expect you to be. |
Well, I thought I needed everybody elses praise?
| Your Hidden Talent | 
Your natural talent is interpersonal relations and dealing with people.
You communicate well and are able to bring disparate groups together.
Your calming presence helps everything go more smoothly.
People crave your praise and complements. |
Tee-hee-hee, my weapon sounds durrty.
| Your Superhero Profile | 
Your Superhero Name is The Hour Weirdo
Your Superpower is Accessorizing
Your Weakness is Blood
Your Weapon is Your Dark Lance
Your Mode of Transportation is Vortex |
Hmmph
I actually put in my fathers name!
| Your Daddy Is Dennis Rodman | 
What You Call Him: Daddy-o
Why You Love Him: Because he's your baby daddy |
| Your Personality Is |
Rational (NT)
You are both logical and creative. You are full of ideas.
You are so rational that you analyze everything. This drives people a little crazy!
Intelligence is important to you. You always like to be around smart people.
In fact, you're often a little short with people who don't impress you mentally.
You seem distant to some - but it's usually because you're deep in thought.
Those who understand you best are fellow Rationals.
In love, you tend to approach things with logic. You seek a compatible mate - who is also very intelligent.
At work, you tend to gravitate toward idea building careers - like programming, medicine, or academia.
With others, you are very honest and direct. People often can't take your criticism well.
As far as your looks go, you're coasting on what you were born with. You think fashion is silly.
On weekends, you spend most of your time thinking, experimenting with new ideas, or learning new things. |
Please let this help me as I leave school.
| You Are Internal - Realist - Empowered |
You feel your life is controlled internally.
If you want something, you make it happen.
You don't wait around for things to go your way.
You value your independence and don't like others to have control.
You are a realist when it comes to luck.
You don't attribute everything to luck, but you do know some things are random.
You don't beat yourself up when bad things happen to you...
But you do your best to try to make your own luck.
You have a good deal of power, but you also know the pecking order.
You realize that working the system does get you further.
You know who to defer to and who to control.
When it comes to the game of life, you play things flawlessly. |
Why do I feel like I'm betraying my Scottish roots?
| Your Irish Name Is... | 
Baethan Fitzgerald |
So there you have it. Me through average people's quizes. |
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| No supprise here. |
[Oct. 15th, 2005|01:16 am] |
| [ | mood |
| | tired | ] |
| [ | music |
| | Philosopher's Beer Drinking Song - Monty Python | ] |
So for those keeping count, I am liberal. |
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| She did it, now it's my turn. |
[Oct. 12th, 2005|03:24 pm] |
Here's most of the quizes that Sarah did on her journal, now it's my turn to do them.
I think it's broken.
Redneck Bear
Which Dysfunctional Care Bear Are You?
brought to you by Quizilla
It's not pink, it's lightish-red.
You're a "Pink Angel". Now, just because
it may be a little bit of a feminin color
doesn't mean you're all girly and whiney.
You're very self-less and love to bring good
news to people because you like seeing people
happy. You have better manners than most and
people love how polite you can be. You're
friends love that they hardley ever get in
arguments with you and can barely get mad at
you! You're friends and family mean so much to
you and it takes more than a fight to break you
away from them. (If you cannot see the picture,
go to my homepage and scroll down near the
bottom. I have the results from all my quizess
that have pics)
What Color Angel Are You? (PICS)
brought to you by Quizilla
I guess this isn't too far off. I'm just less physical about it.
You are the Warrior angel.
You love a good fight, and defend those that you
care about. You don't take shit from anybody,
and tend to be a little bit overconfident.
Overall your an awesome person to be friends
with though.
What Kind of Angel Do You Represent? (Awesome Pictures!)
brought to you by Quizilla
Damnit, why can't I be something dark and negative in life. Ah, I don't mean that, I'm sorry.
You have a beautiful soul. Sure, we like to think
everyone does, but yours really glows. You are
kind and thoughtful, and always able to cheer
others up.
What Makes You Beautiful?
brought to you by Quizilla
So there we have it. I'm a goody-goody, like none of you knew that already. At least I got to be a redneck. So, neah :P. |
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| Club Music, druged drinks, and zombie birds, all from the comfort of my bed. |
[Oct. 4th, 2005|10:22 pm] |
| [ | mood |
| | sick and maybe delusional | ] |
| [ | music |
| | One Night In Bangkok (DUH!) | ] |
First thing's first. I no longer feel like a nerd for knowing the song
"One Night In Bangkok"(you've heard it on the radio, trust me) as I
have now found a club mix version of the song. I still feel like a nerd
for knowing the guy who originally sung it is the brother of the guy
who played Giles on Buffy, or that it is from a little know musical
called Chess. Besides I still prefer the original, and need to find a
video of Chess or even the album, vinyl if I can.
I tried a NeoCitrin tonight to try to cut down on my cough that I've
had, and I didn't realize till I was making it that it's got more drugs
in it than a fistful of Tylonol 3's. No wonder my mom told me not to
drink it if I was planing on going anywhere. By the way, not even 1/4 cup
of sugar can make it sweeter.
As for the event mentioned here
the bird didn't just fly into the window, it zoomed down at an angle
string towards my head as I was on the couch. It's hunting me even in
un-death. As Sarah said, the bird's been unearthed, it didn't just
happen. People can be zombies, why not birds? Back me up Sim, you're my
zombie man!
P.S. Ryan, you need to check out The Producers musical by Mel Brooks.
Something tells me you'd like the show within a show. Catch me online
and I'll send you a file.
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[Sep. 20th, 2005|09:35 pm] |
Hells Yes! Look angel, I'm a robot! A freaking robot, and I can fix stuff too. I think the first half means I can talk my way into stuff, probably trouble. Oh, and I'm loud.
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| Now they're just getting good! |
[Sep. 15th, 2005|01:44 pm] |
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http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/magical+trevor+3/ !!!!!!! I can't believe it. I was just saying to some friends today they needed this. But it's better than I could have hoped. It's got both fire and a chinchilla!!!!!!! A giant chinchilla!!!! He should have done it at night. I might start a fan club. I need some ragu, and some beans, and a leather jacket. But I've got the jacket. Damn, class is booring. |
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| Brief but potent |
[Aug. 8th, 2005|09:13 pm] |
So, I got a call today. One of my professors died on Sunday. Jason Schaffer, he was my marketing proffessor this summer. I didn't know him very long, about a month, but in that time he had a very strong impact on me. He taught us both the concepts from the text book and also the real life nature of marketing. He gave us the best advice I could have gotten, "If you work at an ad agency or a P.R. firm, don't stay more than 5 years or you'll burn out and lose yourself." I'll never forget those words.
I'll probably update tomorrow once I know more of what happened.
Like I said, I didn't know him long, but I'll miss him. |
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| I saw it in Hope's archives so I'm doing it. |
[Jul. 12th, 2005|08:19 pm] |
Body:
:x: name = Grant
:x: piercings = none
:x: tattoos = cough*someonewontletme*cough
:x: height= 5-9
:x: shoe size = 10.5
:x: hair color = brown
:x: siblings= the ones in my head
LAST...
:x: movie you rented = Final Cut (little known Robin Williams project)
:x: movie you bought = Rainman
:x: song you listened to = Peron's Latest Flame
:x: song that was stuck in your head = Black Betty (why did they use a cover for Dukes of Hazzard?)
:x: cd you bought = Pink Floyd - The Wall
:x: cd you listened to = Ripped copy of Evita (right now)
:x: person you've called = Hope
:x: person that's called you = Hope
:x: tv show you've watched = Anderson Cooper 360
:x: person you were thinking of = Sarah & Hope (not together)
DO...
:x: you have a crush on someone = yes
:x: you wish you could live somewhere else = England, to do castle touring
:x: you believe in online dating = try living in Uxbridge, and you'll understand
:x: others find you attractive = trying to figure that out
:x: you want more piercings = NONONONONONONONONONONONONONONONO
: enjoy cleaning = bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha
:x: you like roller coasters = yeah. THAT'S THE WET!!!!
:x: you write in cursive or print = cursive-that way only I can read it.
FOR OR AGAINST...
:x: long distance relationships: How long distance? If it's driving distance, yeah, if it's a flight, no.
:x: using: Users choice
:x: suicide: cowards way out
:x: killing people = only in self defence, and only if the idiot won't stay down.
:x: teenage smoking = whatever
:x: driving drunk = only if they kill themselves and not hurt anybody else
:x: gay/lesbian relati. = Yeah, and it's legal now.
:x: soap operas = Once every few months to catch up.
HAVE YOU...
:x: ever cried over a girl= Oh yeah
:x: ever cried over a boy = no
:x: ever lied to some = yes
:x: ever been in a fist fight = recieving end.
WHAT...
:x: shampoo do you use = Head and shoulders
:x: shoes do you wear = Teva sandles, nasty ass tan right now
:x: are you scared of = spiders, my anger
Number....
:x: of times I have been in love = once
:x: of times I have had my heart broken= once
:x: of girls I have kissed = 2
:x: of boys I have kissed = 0
:x: of people I would classify as true, could trust with my life type friends? 4 (one of whom has proven it.)
:x: of times my name has appeared in the newspaper? 3 i think
:x: of scars on my body? 2
:x: of things in my past that I regret? There's nothing to regret, we wouldn't be ourselves without our choices
DO YOU THINK YOU ARE...
:x: pretty? not overly
:x: funny? yeah
:x: hot? you all can better answer these
:x: friendly? yes
:x: amusing? yes
:x: ugly? sometimes
:x: loveable? something like that
:x: caring? yes
:x: sweet? try to be
:x: dorky? 011110010110010101110011
FAVORITE:
:x: word: shma
:x: actor/actress: Julia Styles
:x: band: Gorilaz
:x: candy: hard candy
:x: cartoon: Drawn Together
:x: cereal: Fruit Loops
:x: chewing gum: Excel
:x: color(s): black
:x: color nail polish: hot pink, jk
:x: day of week: Sunday(we don't have class tomorrow)
:x: jewelry: my watch
:x: movie(s): GHOSTBUSTERS
:x: song: Mr. Tanner
:x: skills/talents: a girl with no gag reflex, oh, you mean mine, um, skill with computers
:x: summer/winter: winter
:x: trampolines or swimming pools: put those hands together my friend
|| Friendship/Love ||
:x: Do you believe in love at first sight?: no, they need to walk by at least twice
:x: Do you want children one day & if so, how many?: I'd be happy with at least one
|| You ||
:x: Nickname(s): dumpling, cuddlebear
:x: How old do you look?: 35
:x: How old do you act?: 18
:x: Glasses/Contacts: none
:x: Braces: nope
:x: Do you have any pets?: 2 cats, a dog, and a hamster/son
:x: You get embarrassed: now and then
:x: What upsets you?: people who lack manners
|| Finish the sentence: ||
:x: I Love: Sarah
:x: I Miss: Ryan
:x: I Wish: i could be thinner
:x: I Hope: I know what I'm doing in life
:x: I'm Annoyed by: ignorance
:x: I Am: boiling
:x: I Want to Be: proud of myself
:x: I would Never: betray somebody
:x: I'd Rather be: in a satisfying job than a well paying one.
:x: I Am Tired of: my self-doubt
:x: I Will Always be: striving to be better
|| Have you ever.. ||
:x: Thought you were going to die: yes
:x: Wanted to Run away: yes
:x: Flunked a grade: not a grade but a few classes
:x: Skipped a grade: nope |
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